1 Question
Which game community feels like “your people”?
a Riot titles — miss me with the moms; I’m here for the broad-shouldered sons.
b CS — input lag tilts me more than other people’s moms (sometimes).
c Dota — I follow the ancient Yo-Mama school, founded by chinese philosopher Mike Rotch Isit Ching and the prophet Chris Peacock.
d Any lobby where chat can go feral and “family values” don’t exist.
2 Question
Who’s the true Dota Mommy?
a Lina — fiery MILF straight from your sweaty daydreams.
b Crystal Maiden — only cold at first glance.
c Queen of Pain — no pain, no game.
d Pudge — will feed you and never let you go.
3 Question
What do you type when a teammate ints?
a “Say hi to your mom.”
b “Son of a mistake”
c Point out errors, try to fix it like a grown-up.
d Nothing — you’re dead inside and perma-muted.
4 Question
You get caught IRL: a teammate’s mom reads your chat. Your move?
a Blush and insta-apologize — inner schoolkid activated.
b “But he actually IS griefing.”
c “Sorry, I don’t speak England”
d Flex the sharp tongue offline too.
5 Question
Your reaction when someone goes after a mom:
a Waiting for my turn.
b Moms are sacred.
c “No no, why u do dis.”
d Let me get a touch too.
6 Question
What’s your “Yo-mama” game?
a Light — emotional heat, no real malice.
b Systematic — every second message is about mom.
c Creative — I mint fresh mom memes on the fly.
d Just a nice guy.
7 Question
You're grinding MMR in Dota 2 and Eva Elfie is on your team. What happens next?
a A-A-A! A WOMAN. Someone dodge — I’m dropping $1,000
b Smash, smash, smash.
c ’ll be closely inspecting her Mirana’s mount.
d Mute on sight.
8 Question
The Untouchable Mothers bans all motherf*ckers. What happens to you?
a I’m clean.
b Deserved perma.
c Conditional: chat mute, but I’ve got alts and DMs.
d Don’t care — already f***ed them all.